The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!