the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to see into the present

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Poop

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!