Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!