the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!