The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to be a rock

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!