The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to see through windows

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!