The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!