The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to think the world is flat

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!