the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to peel stickers

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!