The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to breathe

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!