The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!