The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to burp a fart

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!