The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!