The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!