The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!