The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to speak in morse code

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!