The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to grammar.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!