The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!