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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!