Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!