The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to piss lava.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Batman

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!