To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!