the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to look into the past

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!