The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!