The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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to be under 9000

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!