The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!