The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to potato.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!