the power to make to much coffee

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!