The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!