The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!