the power to dance in the dark

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to sit anywhere

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!