The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!