The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!