The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to potato.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!