the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to piss lava.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!