being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!