The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to speak in Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!