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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...
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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day
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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.
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Turning wine into water.
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Diamond hard left nipple!
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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.
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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.
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power to be an alcohoic
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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks
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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...
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the ability to lick your own crotch
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the power to travel to the center of the earth
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the abillity to fart at will
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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.
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the ability to burn in hell
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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.
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the power to turn into nothing.
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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.
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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.
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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.
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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.
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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.
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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you
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The power to speak in text globes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!