super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!