the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!