The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!