the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!