the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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NMR Vision

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!