The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to be justin bieber

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!