The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

power to see through glass doors

The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

the ability to see to womens cloths

The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

NMR Vision

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

The power to be Caleb Fox.

Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

The power to fly, but only when you're in water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!