Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!