The power to post the same shit twice.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!