the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to sit anywhere

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!