The power to grammar.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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vomitspit

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!