The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!