- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

power to have no power at all

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The ability to die at will.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

blindness

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to be invisible to bartenders.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

Pointless Super Powers