The power to troll yourself

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power rangers

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to poop out you penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!