The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to predict the past

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!